Trapped. I would KILL HIM. For that reason, only married people will relate to these hilarious funny marriage tweets. (Closed), I Make Micro Crochet Toys That Fit In A Tiny Glass Bottle (35 Pics). Surgeon: I can't find the clot This needs to be over soon because my husband is starting to realize Im not out of his league. "Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet shes about to open. there's nothing wrong with her but she just realized our new home is 70 miles away from the nearest target. when the mower is gathering dust in the garage because it hasn't been used in six months. Me: What? Most stay at home orders contain provisions for seeking safety- especially from domestic violence. It's the best, by far. My husband: We were way over on groceries last month. Which one of these tweets about marriage is your favorite? After finishing high school, he took a gap year to work odd jobs and try to figure out what he wanted to do next. 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Twitter/@JustinGuarini. No wonder theres been a 34% rise in sales of divorce agreements between newlyweds in the last five months in the US. A day after a mother killed her 8-year-old daughter, then turned the gun on herself, the Dallas Police Department is reporting a spike in domestic violence amid the coronavirus shutdown. I'm Heather, a Mom of 3 who blogs about parenting, food, occasional travel and how I overcame my daily struggle with anxiety. Marriage is hard but when you are with the right person like I am it is sweeter. 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I don't understand how men let their toenails get so long. 40 Spot-On Tweets About Marriage That Sum Up What It's All About (New Pics) Rokas Laurinaviius and Justinas Keturka Married life has its highs and lows and a whole lot of mundane moments in between. 50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets From The Very Unusual Year Of 2020 Liucija Adomaite and Justinas Keturka As if married life wasn't hard enough already (separate toothpaste tubes since your partner doesn't squeeze it right, anyone? Your SO wants to sit in front of the computer in his underwear after a long day of work and ramble about his new favourite video game? What did he think was going to happen? That means someone dies every 2 minutes from COVID. [my husband has the man flu. Quarantine day 13: My husband is describing sandpaper to me. The only hard seltzer brand I've tried that comes close to tasting like real seltzer is Bon and Viv. Maybe she's stroking/licking the knives as she's loading them and looking meaningfully at him? Yet, if a persons alone time is seen as a bad thing, resentment will naturally build up and may cause them to start imagining what it would be like to be single and have their own personal freedoms again.. Maybe this is just me, but if you have a problem with the way your partner chews, you're in for a very long marriage. This is the best way to exercise. My wife asked me if she had any annoying habits and then got all offended during the power point presentation. @danielrcarrillo, Before I got married I didnt even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge. Please grab a box of tissues and enjoy the marriage TRUTH I'm about to drop on ya these marriage tweets will make your day! Here are 50 of our favorites: Now that 2020 is finally (almost) over, we're looking back on the year. But those who survived it grew stronger than ever, and now have the ability to stay in the same room longer than necessary. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Next he'll be online shopping for an electric guitar and a 200 Watts amplifier, so you'd better get out of that bathroom. Please make note of this order number, because you will need this number during the scheduling of your appointment. Twitter / @tchrquotes I found the best tweets about marriage to make you smile and maybe even spark up a conversation between you and your spouse. Many don't have a salary anymore. Once you've completed the application, you will be provided with an order number to book your appointment. Now it is even worst. My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" Secondly, alone time helps people focus on other things and activities that dont involve their spouses. The relationship expert said that he hopes there wont be a divorce boom once the quarantine is over and were all back to normal. What are you supposed to do when you're stuck in your home because of a global pandemic and there is a nest of birds having babies right outside your home, not throw the birds a baby shower? The bed one is true for sureits why we had to get a King! , Have told mine to get one from under the tree for his bday lots. My wife just yelled at me for walking too loudly if any of you were thinking of getting into a relationship. Do you truly believe that is what represents the majority? So communicate. My husband: peacefully sleeping looking like an angel. All thanks goes to DR Iwisa for the excessive work that he has done for me for helping me get my ex back . Part of HuffPost Relationships. Bored Panda reached out to relationship expert Dan Bacon, founder of The Modern Manwebsite, and spoke with him about how important it is that married couples have alone time and whether or not there is likely to be a divorce boom after the pandemic ends. If you are apart for a few hours, you will naturally be more excited to see them and will potentially treat them better and be more affectionate than you would if you were by their side 24/7.. Sometimes I look at my beautiful wife eating queso straight out of the jar with a spoon and remember how lucky I am. If you thought marriage was a big commitment, it doesn't even compare to the commitment of sharing a quarantine during a global pandemic. Is the concept of humor beyond so many people? In his spare time, he creates graphic collages and even had his first artwork exhibition at "Devilstone". On a completely unrelated note, my husband has quit asking for sex. @cjohnsonking5, Sorry. 10. my husband took my kids upstate for the weekend so I could have time to write, and it took me exactly ONE day to revert to my single self. Marriage license applications must be completed on-line. Every other week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous 14 days. *turns up the tv*. turns out being married w kids is the ONLY thing keeping me from being a feral animal. This is me. -fight scene- She microwaved fish. Husbands love to say, "I empty the dishwasher all the time!" I think they'll both happen. The other day, my husband changed the channel, then wanted to change it again, and was like, "Where's the remote?" 1. Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious tweets that show what married life is like now, so scroll down and upvote your faves. [lying in bed] Me: hope I can get to sleep. US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. Darby Saxbe, associate professor of psychology at USC, told the LA Times that there may be a divorce boom in the US, just like there was one in China after restrictions were loosened. I miss the days when my work wife and my wife wife were different people. And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, "Lost In History": 50 Pictures That Shed A New Light On Our Past, Guy Puts In His "Notice Of Immediate Resignation" After Boss Disregards Their Verbal Agreement, Warns Others To Always Write Things Down, Woman Buys Ex-Hoarder's Home With All Of Their Belongings, Spends 4 Years Cleaning When Relatives Start Demanding Heirlooms They Didn't Want, AITA? Wife: *from gallery* oh BIG surprise. And thats no good for anyone. And lots of married folks have decided to take out their feelings about the situation on Twitter, clearly the best place to express your true feelings. Offers may be subject to change without notice. Wife: Is that what you are going to wear? Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. That way, you're not yelling at your wife for leaving dirty cups all over the apartment. And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband. There's no doubt about it between the hilarious challenges of being quarantined with your spouse due to the pandemic and the everyday hilarity of marriage, husbands, wives, and partners delivered us some seriously funny tweets in 2020. I know it's true love because starting at 5am his alarm goes off like 4 times every single day, and he's still alive. According to him, now is the time to make your relationship stronger, not weaker. You can change your preferences. Me: Whatever will keep you awake past the opening credits. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. Marriage. M: will you please just take medicine?? 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And they marry each other. Sign up with your email address to receive news and updates. Usually, he just doesn't look hard enough. Please enter your email to complete registration. Me: And? Wife: If we're both going to be stuck in the house together for the next month, you really need to stop doing that.Me: Stop doing what?Wife [gesturing to me, in general]: that. Aw, that sounds amazing :) On my end, my mother was very close to stabbing my father for sharpening a knife she specifically told him not to sharpen while pointing the knife he sharpened. But jokes aside, the domestic violences and abuse are at an all time high, and victims have very few recourses. I think he's embarrassed that he has so many questions. Me: I have no say in the matter. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement. 25 Funny Relationship Tweets That Are Hysterically Accurate Chlo Nannestad Updated: Mar. Now, as 2021 comes to a close, were highlighting the most hilarious and relatable marriage tweets we saw this year. Every other week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous 14 days. He's so good about doing it! Wives go to great lengths not to appear in their husbands' meetings. Husband: Does it bother you when I @thecatwhisprer, I have a cold and its pretty bad but my wife has a husband with a cold and apparently thats way worse. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. I'm glad this dad finally understands what his wife has been through. Me: IveIve been here for weeks. Why does it have to be either? Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Obsessed with travel? Sometimes it's easier to give the bad news via text from another room. I'm pretty sure today is my wedding anniversary, but not like 100% sure.Thank God I married a man so no one really cares. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. Be right back, my wife is in the kitchen and I need to go stand in front of the cabinet shes about to open. *plot twist on show*Husband from other room: OMG WHAT?!? Lets see if you can relate to these married couples who were doing so much better before the Covid-19 lockdown. Your account is not active. I have thoroughly enjoyed him being home and we celebrated today that he will be home til at least May 15th. Yet, roughly 6 people die every minute overall. 2. no shower, no real meals, no going outside. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband. Time to alert HR. I love this idea. Rather than putting so much focus on what youre not happy about with the other person, start telling them what you appreciate and love about them, the relationship expert said. First of all, it gives the couple time to miss each other. -quiet dialogue scene- Long story short, how long should I wait before I tell him it arrives tomorrow? Overblowing their own contributions to the household is how they cope with definitely not contributing enough to the household. Husbands love to walk through the background of their wives' Zoom meetings, but it's rarely the other way around. According to Dan, the person whos unhappy with the relationship is likely thinking about or even actively working toward their exit plan for when life goes back to normal. She should be in Guantanamo Bay. "Had to fake an injury to get out of doing some of these chores Ive been telling my wife I would do as soon as I had the time. Wife: Did you know 95 percent of people are immune to leprosy?Me: Wow.Wife: Did you know humming birds are the only bird that can fly backwards?Me: Oh.Wife: Did you know I'm going to keep reading you facts until I'm not bored anymore?Me: This quarantine needs to end. WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO LOUD? You toast the bread first, dude! Whether its just chatting to a friend/family member, playing video games, watching TV shows that only you enjoy, or just relaxing with some peace and quiet, this helps you feel like youre still free despite the quarantine. There are two kinds of people. What use is a husband, if you cant talk about every single thing that pops into your head at every given moment for the entire quarantine? Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Conspiracy Theory? In December of 2021, the CDC shortened the recommended self-isolation period after contracting COVID-19 to 5 days in most cases. When are men available to do chores? Husband: so let me tell you about the history of rockets. Husband: I cant find the remote. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Like why isnt there one with a husband and wife and the wife chokes violently on her spit and the husband gets alarmed they spend a good 5 mins with her coughing and him smacking her on the back and then the mood is gone so they go get donuts? You dont want to have to pretend in front of them. I wrote them for Valentines Day but they are funny enough to make you laugh all year long. He was obsessed with playing and making music in his teens. I don't know what it is. Accidentally forgot to pat my husbands butt when he bent over today and he spent the entire day thinking I was mad at him. He started working as a visual advertisement producer in 2017 and worked there for almost two years. Me: Because Im probably sitting on the remote. Are you sitting on it again?Me: No.Husband: Stand up. All Rights Reserved. We've spent about a fifth of our marriage quarantined together. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. We're going to spend lots of quality time together. 2017-2023 The Super Mom Life. If I ever refer to my husband as my "rock" on Facebook, I've been hacked. Me: *watching my husband take off his socks and leave them in the middle of the living room*, overheard my wife telling old friends from high school that weve been married for 18yrs, and when they asked whats ur secret, my wife said low standards wtf. Somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters. 1) That escalated quickly! Hi! But luckily, we're not burdened with having to write out exactly how we feel on the matter, because Twitter already handled it better than we ever could. Comparing yourself to some perfect, constantly-energetic, ultra-motivated version of yourself does more harm than good. I just kissed my husband goodbye as he went to work. My wife said shed buy her own birthday cake this is a test right. Marriage is having separate tubes of toothpaste because your spouse squeezes it wrong. Hey Pandas, What Are Your Most Useful Travel Tips? This Queer Quarantine Love Story Captures the Hearts of Everyone Who Reads It, People Are Learning About Their Partners' Work Personalities During Quarantine, Parents Share Hilarious Pictures of What It's Like to Quarantine With Kids. Husband: I heard a symptom of the virus is having no taste Me, looking at his shoes: you should get tested. Sorry. Its been really nice. But now, with people hoarding goods, it's more likely that the store actually doesn't have it. M: what flavits ADULT FLAVORED! Jessica Roy from the Los Angeles Times jokes that if youre married, you might find yourself thinking Who did I marry? Do you have any? Is your husband mature or does he ask you to hold his salty nutsack every time he hands you a bag of pistachios at Whole Foods? ": 40 Hilarious Before-And-After Pictures, As Shared By These Women With A Sense Of Humor (New Pics), "Can't Approve Overtime? 2020 was awful. Welcome to marriage. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! LOL. Wife: Wanna fool around tonight? Wife: That movie doesn't exist. 1 Marriage is finding the one person you dislike slightly less than anyone else and deciding to pay bills together We all thought that the quarantine would give us the time and focus to write our next book/tidy up the garage/pick up painting again. Jessica Roy from the Los Angeles Times jokes that if you're married, you might find yourself thinking "Who did I marry? Chat. For instance, Ive learned that I dont need to use so many paper towels, and theyre expensive. Husband: Tell me a fantasy of yours. Me: are you sleeping? My wife finished her shampoo and conditioner at the same time and now Im worried I married a witch, Before quarantine my husband used to eat like 5 Doritos and then fold the bag and put it away and since weve been in quarantine HE STILL DOES THE SAME THING I mean has this situation taught him nothing, Me: Youre SURE you know how to cut hair? Period. But we did go into marriage already giving each other reports about our poops, so nothing much has changed. People are social animals, but we still need some alone time. @mommajessiec, Dating: Cant wait to see you again. Ill call the broker tomorrow. Many partners benefited from more quality time spent together, many initiated new hobbies and found common things to engage in together. Hello! Sources for the statement about the chores, please. 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